The brain is the heart’s fifth chamber and I am the chambermaid
Blood is thicker than water Unless it’s blood From a turnip
One person can never predict the future but two people can if they get married This is a clue
Carry a pen, should you need to write “Note to self: Congratulations!”
Instead of a scythe the mirthful reaper carried balloo… and we just floated away
In Mexico City men never wear shorts and if that’s where my anxiety dreams are set they could represent
1. Make so much money you could he… 2. Remind yourself that “there’s n… 3. Tell yourself you need to feed… 4. Eat like kings
It’s important to me to live in a… with museums, big league sports, n… so that I can enjoy staying home Baltimore has a subway I’ve never… When I lived in Los Angeles I ac…
Now that everything is at last Out in the open People shut their eyes Not to escape the truth But to hide from their own blindne…
Our view from the mor– al high ground was blocked by the Mt. Rushmore of golf
When I was a kid the rule was one kid got to pour two glasses of Coke and the other kid
There was no end in sight but we put an end to that by losing our sight And all we could hear was the sound of violence
In a few years we’ll all look back on liberal democracy and fake laugh
The culture war is a cyber war where you can’t tell that you’re behind enemy lines until you’re compelled to read your lines
The central paradox of our broken world is known through the feeling of unsurprised disappointment Hope is the belief
