How can you tell the pseudo-intell… From the overly intellectual? The former will tell you how While the latter will tell you to… But since I can’t tell
The difference between art and rea… is that the artist is doomed to re… the triumphs of the past
The culture war is a cyber war where you can’t tell that you’re behind enemy lines until you’re compelled to read your lines
History’s first lesson– the ABCs– is that, unless coerced not to people kill the ones they hate History’s second lesson–
The only ones you’d trust enough t… Do it yourself Are the very ones Who trust in God Clearly, then
One of the great things about bein… Or, in my case, becoming Jewish Is that every Jew has a voice So, you would be forgiven for thin… Two Jews, two opinions
Hell is having infinite wishes but using them all to wish for infinite wishes Heaven is having infinite wishes but only needing
Because we know we must die and that survival depends on belonging we all live in fear
We’re told “Never give way on your desire!” even as we learn that “Desire is always the desire of th… Suffice to say,
For years I sojourned as a humble… Hanging all my hopes On one day emerging as a brilliant… For my moment in the sun Inching ever forward towards the s…
It feels like I’m writ– ing an unauthorized au– tobiography
I was one of the ones who craved religion without religion This, apparently was easy to arrange But now that I’m longing for
I was an idea man with one good idea and I have no idea why they stole my idea of a good t… when they could just have it
In the cold war the gravest danger was recklessnes… which we solved with Mutually Assured Destruction The culture war
The essay portion of the test Was explaining why The test only consists Of multiple-choice questions So, I wrote:
