Optimists dance the two-step: It’s going to get worse before it gets better Pessimists plod
The first half of life: If it ain’t broke Don’t fix it The second half of life: If you can’t fix it
Somehow we evolved to love a challenge but hate a challenge to our thinking
God’s loyalty is only matched By His Demands The most demanding of which is equ… And by His rewards The most rewarding of which remain…
Coffee is for the middle-aged; we need both to shit and get shit done
The biggest change Since I found God Is who I am Trying to impress Which is how you know
When the cat’s away the mice will be paralyzed by all the choices
We flatter ourselves that the prog… man vs. nature to man vs. man culminates in
People wonder how long it will tak… AI to get smarter than us but the smart money is on us getting dumber than AI first
The moment of truth has come and g… Leaving us with the whole truth: The best and worst is yet to come When there will be nothing but the… And you will only know the best fr…
Reasonable people can disagree By agreeing to disagree But unreasonable people Can’t disagree on anything So, they have to agree on everythi…
In the first half of life I tried it your way and succeeded which is how I got over you In the second half of life I did it my way and failed
The screen you’re looking at seven hours a day is actually a magnifying glass
People think that their report car… will be graded Pass/Fail but since God has a mysterious rep… He gives two grades in every subje… You get an A for effort
When God said Let there be light What exactly did He enable? One clue is that light behaves As both a particle and a wave
