The brain is pattern-seeking And it will keep making the same m… Until it sees the pattern for itse…
You will have noticed by now That the phrase Public humiliation Is redundant
To elide is to join together by omitting The world elides Jews abide
You know a hipster is aging gracef… When he comes to see that Objects in mirror Are closer than they appear
Of late, being good materialists we put space first calling this universe spacetime Yet, at the speed of light it’s not space collapsing
Knowing that everyone agrees you remind them of indoor furniture on the porch tells you nothing about what each of them thinks of you
No shoes, no shirt, no service Just say no Do not pass go, do not collect $20… Don’t call us, we’ll call you No pain, no gain
Climate change is just the latest chapter in our ever-ending story
You’ll know the movement for justice has ceased when everyone and everything comes to a standstill
LL Cool J can’t live without his radio For me, it’s my patio
The wrong crowd used to let things get out of control Now the wrong crowd has the best
I won the day when my antagonist branded me a reactionary because, of course, I’m an overreactionary
The human condition is either thinking that we’re free when we’re actually held captive or thinking that we’re captive when we’re actually free
My wife is philosophically opposed to my habit of justifying things, say a bag of the really good kind… with the phrase: I deserve it
When people meet me they typically think I’m a sensitive guy but later they realize I’m a time sensitive guy
