When I caught my wife cutting up… she said it was to prevent birds getting stuck in them like six-pac…

We can’t fool God But we can fool ourselves into thi… We fooled God The surest way to do so Is to fool ourselves into thinking

In granting us free will God took the greatest of risks God also made us in His image God risked it all on us Risking it all on Him

Author your own story By questioning your own authority In order to find out What you are trying to control And if, like me

Acting locally solved climate change but now instead of a life or death situati… which at least had a degree of rom…

Life is a trial in which the more you obey the guiltier you become Miraculously

Unlike the erstwhile folks in acco… AI has a balance sheet for taste and determined that after their recent depreciation all jokes are in poor taste

Because there is no I in lions, if a lion could talk, it couldn’t say I Which is to say, a lion can starve but never lacks,

Don’t talk to strangers; Sing with them

I’m neither handy nor a dandy but my wife still finds me handy d…

To break up with your significant other just say I need space To break it off

Maya Angelou says we have one hand to help others and one hand to help ourselves

You’re only truly clever When the devil says “Live forever If only from God you’ll sever” And you reply “Never For God is always my lever

I used to fear That it would take all my strength Just to go on Now I just know That all my strength is for going…

The high strung flaneur gives free advice to the good and good advice to the free