By preserving crucial memories Your amygdala prepares for the fut… Through understanding the past By digging strategic memory holes The internet controls the present

Life as we know it Is a competition for status In this competition Socialists are unequaled As are you and I

I finally realized that when Smokey Bear says Only you can prevent forest fires Only I really believe him

I thought I’d crafted a mystique when all I’d rea– lly made were mistakes

I’m sad to say I’ve never been happier And I’m happy to say I’ve never been sadder All of which is to say

In ancient times the scribe produced holy texts through which you encountered the sacred Today, the coder makes hypertexts through which

You have a real life if there are no easy solutions You have a real problem if there are no easy solutions but there is an easy way out

Why would they still offer A penny for our thoughts When they can buy in bulk

As an American I have a posteriori knowledge that Americans pretend without reason to a priori knowledge of the other

When the devil told me “Fuck-up is a noun And so are you” I didn’t know if he meant I’m also a fuck-up

Riddle me this: The Riddler commits crimes of the… By loving each and every one of us… But always leaves clues behind In the form of a riddle

It’s taken me this long to underst… like Pee Wee Herman I meant to do that though I’m still unsure why Because as hard as it’s been

The only way to survive being abandoned is to love with abandon

No one can describe exactly What it was like When God spoke directly to all 2… At Mt. Sinai Because it was the only time

Civilization began When the sons killed the father And substituted the name-of-the-fa… Civilization is ending Now that we’ve killed off the name…