We’re all like unharvested potatoe… covered in dirt thinking that means we’ve got the dirt on each other

We all need to belong somewhere So, we formed online communities And found ourselves belonging nowh… Where once A multitude of One

People used to kill the goose that laid the golden egg because they wanted more gold

Now that everything is at last Out in the open People shut their eyes Not to escape the truth But to hide from their own blindne…

Tom Brady keeps a portrait of him… that is becoming progressively more likable

On business trips to Moscow I never wear my three piece suit

Everyone has a gift in life and mine is knowing exactly how much I can bid in a silent auction without winning

People complain that Jews stick t… In spite of, or, more likely, beca… That it is why Jews are still her… And always will be Jews stick together because

The crucial ingredient for random mutation to drive evolution is a surplus of time But nothing

Behaviorists insist that the mind is a black box which makes it an utter mystery

The Real is meaningless but doesn’t lack meaning The Symbolic is meaningful but can lack all meaning We can only navigate

In the cold war the gravest danger was recklessnes… which we solved with Mutually Assured Destruction The culture war

Our brains are just big enough to operate eight fingers and two thumbs An octopus is smart but if it also had

I didn’t start consistently moonwa… until they required us to wear Fit… to qualify for our employee health…

You both cause and cure real self-… by performing fake self-loathing for an online audience The cure takes when you’ve no authentic self left