During the rodeo clown shortage nobody thought that the rodeo mime… but the mimes surprised everyone distracting the bulls by silently evoking the dignity

It’s not a real collection Unless It’s unsatisfying It’s not real money Until

If you can catch someone lying to… you can figure out what they want… If you can catch yourself lying to… you can figure out your own desire The former can make you rich

A charmed half-life is the time taken to lower your expectations to half their original value

In the beginning God said Let there be light A week later In the Garden of Eden

My self-care plan includes a cheat day when I get to go to church

Ours was the first all you can eat… to earn a coveted Michelin star and I always thought it was becaus… when you ordered the whole enchila… it came with bottomless fries

The central paradox of our broken world is known through the feeling of unsurprised disappointment Hope is the belief

It is often wondered whether the v… People of the Book are reading fiction or non-fiction but since they are each reading an… of a relationship that is phenomen…

The truth will set you free but consensus will get you academi… i.e., tenure

Evil is cruelty plus pleasure

It was always an intriguing though… to imagine knowing the date of you… until AI in a thought experiment of its own reimagined death

The reason every man has his price is because he always fails to real… 1. that he can never get what he w… 2. this makes his desire priceless

I was one of the ones who craved religion without religion This, apparently was easy to arrange But now that I’m longing for

I wasn’t shocked when scientists announced that a universe already infinitely… could still be expanding because I do have an ego