Both my parents were tall and I ended up a shrimp Not coincidentally, my diet has al… largely consisted of pink flamingo… though scientists insist that it’s…
It’s not for me to judge What is it? Me And I’ve gotta be me So, free will consists of
Many con artists have a moral awakening; even more realize that the only compassionate thing to do is continue the con
If Meta has its way Meta will be to the metaverse as God is to the universe Of course if you look God in the face
It is said that It is impossible to define God But this is just because Real power is the opposite of obsc… Nobody knows it when they see it
Even when I’ve had sweet dreams Sleeping leaves a bad taste in my… Because even good dreams are bad d… Since the worst thing you can do t… Is to fulfill his wishes
I know a guy who knows Paul Simon who told me the real reason for th… was that Paul got sick of Garfunk… stalling for thyme
It would have been enough Had God merely kept His promises But since He knows a thing or two About human psychology God always under-promises and over…
In the past walking into a cathedral made you feel small Now it makes you feel fat
It’s obvious that God is doing us… But it’s less widely acknowledged… God calls in all His favors And the only way to return the fav… Is to try and do the impossible
As a child Whenever I played Ms. Pac Man On my Atari 2600 I dialed the settings down From four ghosts to one
Like anything else immortality has its pros and cons: Our chickens never come home to ro… but our cows never come home eithe…
It’s as thoughtless as a fling conjoined with worshiping as we all “Move fast and break thi… For in going from built to last arriving at built too fast
There’s no time like the present as we now reside outside of time inside a stalled clockworks as useless cogs in the rundown machine
At the end of The Sorcerer’s App… as chaos reaches a crescendo the sorcerer appears just in time and sets things back in order Apprenticed to no one,