Life isn’t fair But we are all equals In the struggle To stay out of judging others For failing at their struggles–
The only reason to pursue fame is to forestall the possibility that you’re the kind of person who would die wishing you’d been more famous
You will have noticed by now That the phrase Public humiliation Is redundant
You can’t believe without doubt But if you only believe in doubt Then you’re doubting doubt Which is like Exhaling and exhaling
Most tautologies are self-fulfilling prophecies For example: Most people are average But God never met
Happy me, happy precis: Happy wife, happy life
If you want to feel a little bit guilty just break a rule or two But if you want to feel well and truly guilty
On paper Scratch that On screen The devil looks unbeatable Since odds always favor
Guilty, I’d pled when left for dead for what I had said but as the undead squeezed my bonehead
Keep in mind that if you’re going to jump from the frying pan into the fire a golden parachute just buys you plenty of time to ponder
An ego Without a body Is a ghost And we are All of us
I know I think, Therefore I am All knowing Unless
“You want fries with that?” used to be a line to mock the working poor How ironic that “You want fries with that?”
Life = Trial by fire Death = Trial by firing squad
In the battle between good and evil good appears to be playing for a tie Evil,
