I changed My mind By following My heart

Growing up was hard enough when we just had cliques not today’s clicks upon cliques

To be the bigger person you need to realize that egos are like animals: the smaller their proportions the greater their proportional str…

All consciousness is false consciousness but some consciousnesses are easier to fake

There’s always an excuse So, there’s never an excuse For running out of excuses

The three most powerful words in the English language are not I love you; they are So be it

With God as my witness I can look and then see With man as my witness I can’t see, but I can touch With AI as my witness

Quick Draw McGraw taught us that in the wild wild west it’s better… shoot first and ask questions late… But Quick Bluff McGruff the Cyb… knows that on the World Wide Web…

No one ever told the truth but not a one of us were liars because we always spoke exclusivel… in the future tense

Originally a method for learning from mistakes science had been debased into a tool for sorting right from wrong

When an American marries into a brood of Scots it’s a matter of when and not if we overdo it with the family tarta…

I put out a comedy album Side A was called Wins Side B was called Losses Only one side was funny

Everybody impersonates who they used to be but only some are impostors

You cannot beat God in any sport but you can tie Him in bowling

Never trust anyone who doesn’t believe in hell They’re almost always the ones whose idea of heaven is usurping God