Business or pleasure? Let’s get down to business and ple… This is also known as Dying happy

As Amazon Prime Minister I’m ringleader of the carefree world

You can’t put a square peg in a round hole but you can put a JPEG in a memory hole

The ego (that’s you) is a symptom of lack (that’s nothing)

One of the clearest differences be… Is that all of God’s rules Are written down in the Torah While the devil strictly relies on… This is because

When I got to the front of the self-checkout line I assumed there’d be a mirror but to my surprise and delight it was even better than I’d hoped

There is a place Where children are to be seen And not heard Where all the children are raised To keep up appearances

Philosophers dream of “The view from nowhere” Granting pure objectivity Instead, we got the internet’s View from everywhere

I was struggling to decide Whether music is more defined by t… “90’s music is obviously the great… Or by type– “Grunge is so underrated, it’s ove…

The passage from thinking we are more intelligent than other animals because we have more power to realizing that we have

When I stand before this world I’m afraid to say What I have to ask you About my desire: “Is that too much to ask?”

“Did you know that your brain regularly fills in for missing information, much of the time without you even knowing that this is going on?” “(I)t happens so very quickly and without con...

It was only when I shared my out of body experience that I came to understand it was nothing out of character

The opposite of modest isn’t immodest, it’s honest The opposite of immodest is confident

My mistake was Worrying they would throw me to th… Which is how wolves in sheep’s clo… Herd sheep I only escaped when I learned