A desire Needn’t ever be fulfilled Because in desire I have all That I will ever need

We used to wonder What will they think of next? Having lost our capacity for wonde… We insist Now they’ve thought of everything

Even when I’ve had sweet dreams Sleeping leaves a bad taste in my… Because even good dreams are bad d… Since the worst thing you can do t… Is to fulfill his wishes

People understand that their socia… depends on their phone but they wrongly believe that the existential question at h… is the familiar

Thinking the best of myself My best thinking Got me here, Before God

If you want to know what the quarantine was like for me walk a mile in my new leather sweatpants

Coffee is for the middle-aged; we need both to shit and get shit done

Never trust anyone who doesn’t believe in hell They’re almost always the ones whose idea of heaven is usurping God

I used to think the way it works i… if it’s true then you believe it Later, I thought if you believe it

There was always an urn on the man… made from terra cotta Little then did I know it was for the remains of the persona non gra…

We used to have the haves and the have nots But then the haves were further subdivided into the haves and the have to

As AI gets smarter and smarter we’ll grow cuter and cuter until like a pug who struggles to breath… we’re too cute for our own good

All ideas that stood the test of t… Are outdated ideas because They failed to meet our search cri… There’s no time like the present

Solitary confinement is cruel and unusual punishment which is why they lock the cell but if they put you in solitary confinement

When I was standing in the shallow end I really believed I was all in only later coming to realize