Note that the male tes– tes are exactly the size of small potatoes
I’ve been racking my brains for the perfect response to accusations of perfectionism only to land at a conundrum: a confession of false modesty is
If you lower the status of all mal… The high-status males will be aver… And the rest will be bottom feeder… Eating away at the foundation
Nobody wants to feel left out And we’ll do anything to stay in Which is why most people have inni… Right by their guts Because trusting your gut
If you want people to Languish, Control their Language If you want people to exercise the…
If you can get what you want you’re selling yourself short
I trusted the process It wrought processed food I’m still processing
When I was a kid people grew on me like grass Now they’re more like sod
When I got to the front of the self-checkout line I assumed there’d be a mirror but to my surprise and delight it was even better than I’d hoped
I want what you want so I want a cow
One would think the earth is flat “Unless” as the Coen brothers put it “round is funny”
A meaning than which nothing greater can be conceived must exist; it’s up to each of us to find it
We’re running out of time Because we’re running So walk, don’t run For though we have no time to wast… Haste still makes waste
You can’t take it with you tells us how to live well But we think it means living forev… and so, we’ve invested in Shell In the hopes that our savings will…
The only thing more threatening th… Is change So, the most courageous person is… Stands up in public and announces… What counts as change?