For those who are real– ly asking, the truth is al– ways multi-tasking

Mother Goose was always considere… a good enough mother Until lately we realized her failure to smother It was unanimous

If, after 10/7 you have the chutzpah to ask What just happened? their answer– It didn’t just happen–

They can’t kick sand in your face if your head is al– ready in the sand

My house built in the 1920s still has a TV antenna like a tattoo you got in early mid… with which you’ve come to have

Nobody wants to feel left out And we’ll do anything to stay in Which is why most people have inni… Right by their guts Because trusting your gut

I dream in color but my interpretations are in black and white

God knows In a game of hide and seek The best place to hide everything Is right in front of your nose So, you’ll never believe what I j…

My mistake was Worrying they would throw me to th… Which is how wolves in sheep’s clo… Herd sheep I only escaped when I learned

I thought I was Playing to the crowd When all along I was getting Played by the crowd The crowd, it turns out

In boxing you can be the real champ by beating the man who beat the man Just so

I used to say Nothing to see here but now that I’ve embraced transparency there really is

You wanted them all to yourself because they didn’t want anything to do with you and this is the sound of

Everyone makes fun of the weatherman for getting the forecast wrong as if getting it right is his real job

A wise man once told me When you don’t know what to do do nothing A wise politician