One would think the earth is flat “Unless” as the Coen brothers put it “round is funny”

In His infinite wisdom God made the pen mightier than the… Which is why the internet’s first… Is the First Amendment It’s only once free speech and fre…

Crypto is for the solvent Crypto is a solvent Invest amongst yourselves

Now that mindfulness is the official state religion the attention economy will be centrally planned

The first difference between your… When you know your boss’s eyes are… You need to look busy But when you know God’s eyes are… You actually want to get busy

Brexit is a fantasy that a people who previously sat astride a global empire can now sit apart from globalizati… when in reality

I don’t care about birds but I thrill when the squirrels can’t get to the birdseed

If things feel prearranged it’s because you’ve already rearranged

So, how did we survive? We felt God’s Presence OMG, we would have never thought…

People are like whales who have gotten sick of plankton

My wife is a lot like God If God weren’t perfect Like Him, she’s my toughest criti… But also my fiercest champion

In countries with official state-r… Everyone pretends to pay attention So that they can go back to being… In countries with unacknowledged s… Everyone pays attention

My boss said It’s my way or the highway so, I took the highway to hell But when God said It’s your way or the doorway

Because we know we must die and that survival depends on belonging we all live in fear