People ask if God is real But that’s the wrong question The real question is whether or no… We are afraid to ask that question Because we are afraid of what othe…
The logic of antisemitism Is the very same logic in witch du… When the only way the accused can… As she is dunked under water Is by sinking;
Beware the self-loathing salesman who loves what he does– If you buy what he’s selling then you bought it because you broke it
I may not be the man who has everything but I’m the man who knows what to get for the man who has everything
The things we possess In turn come to possess us– For lucrative careers, see golden… And as the saying goes If you own a restaurant
Wittgenstein let the fly out of the bottle but western philosophy was soon back on the bottle
Where once I feared death Now I fear that Death will be anticlimactic
None of us can see further than our own noses but Pinocchio can see further than the rest of us
The best way to control somebody Is to divide the mind from the bod… Because the body is where the soul…
They let Potter get away with any… but somehow I get expelled for flo… that a wizard can’t have the same… even though zero (magic) is only half as large as double ze…
If God is dead we get eternal recurrence, when things just keep happening ov… and transference, where every authority figure
No shoes, no shirt, no service Just say no Do not pass go, do not collect $20… Don’t call us, we’ll call you No pain, no gain
To be the bigger person you need to realize that egos are like animals: the smaller their proportions the greater their proportional str…
He was the kind of husband who when his wife asked him to stop sa… complied but started looking for excuses to… panda bear
After you’ve uploaded everything t… and run the lot of it through the… be sure to recycle, but keep a lit… perhaps in a locket around your ne… or, if you go in for irony,
