Tech’s greatest feat is maintaining the illusion that we’re finally rid of the middle man when in fact

My wife sleeps on her back while I sleep in the mis– take prone position

I put out a comedy album Side A was called Wins Side B was called Losses Only one side was funny

You keep the peace they get everything else

Because we are social beings whenever people said they have no… they always meant they have no soc… Real life was social life But now social life is short for

Love may never win but love always ties

A heart can only beat in synch with another A broken heart still beats because God keeps the time– just as He keeps us–

Two roads diverged the one to the left leading up the garden path the one to the right leading down the garden path

When people say I live on my phone I wonder how they withstand the pr… Of eight tons per square inch

My house built in the 1920s still has a TV antenna like a tattoo you got in early mid… with which you’ve come to have

Because I was both my private and public self I was neither and my trail went cold from there But now that there are neither

When they start to call you clear-eyed it just means you’re a cynic whose time has come

In 2019 KLM Airlines began advertising that you should take the train instead; it felt like being asked to open up the marriage

I have a deep need for love but an even deeper fear of rejecti… and God is both the greatest gamble and the surest thing

People still make all the mistakes but now A.I. does all the learning