In my experience it’s not necessarily true that one plus one must equal two The sum is nearly always

We believe that God is being because it’s our only way to access God as meaning

People think that the spork didn’t include any aspects of the… because the serrated edge of the prospective all-in-one utensil kept slicing open the focus group…

Mix-up can mean three things: - A state of confusion - Conflict, fight - Mixture If you said

All the advanced metrics say that A bird in the hand Is worth two in the bush But the burning bush advances the… That we are consumed by jealously…

He should have said: If everything is permitted then God does not exist

The hardest thing to face is that your dreams won’t come tru… unless your fears come true first

Scientists insist that 95% of the… consists of undetectable, unknowab… because this belief makes their ca… Like you and me the little that they do know

As the Zamboni driver erasing everything that just happe… so it can all happen again I am preparing for my own death

Our task is never-ending And our time is limited This is a major source of complain… But consider the opposite possibil… Our work here is done

Those who were once just foaming at the mouth have been rebooted by social media… fomenting at the mouth

He may have gotten away with mass… But at least we didn’t let him Get away with murder

When did we ditch the Pledge of Allegiance for the wedge of a grievance

Jews will tell you Right up front That they believe They are the chosen people WASPs believe that they believe

Guilty, I’d pled when left for dead for what I had said but as the undead squeezed my bonehead