No one was more surprised than the… when we cracked open his shell and… the inside covered in mirrors

Aristocracy failed because it couldn’t keep some of the people happy all of the time Democracy is failing because

God is the world’s only super-bower

There is hiding yourself and there is hiding from yourself; the former is often

God loves you more than anyone els… But if you live in denial of this Inevitably you will come to believ… You are your own biggest fan As you stalk yourself

I know a guy who knows Paul Simon who told me the real reason for th… was that Paul got sick of Garfunk… stalling for thyme

Theoretically, Schrodinger’s Cat is both alive and dead at the same time In reality, cats have nine lives and one death

I have a bad habit of predicting the future; it has kept me alive but only to fight another day And yes, my brain is pattern-seeki…

The old playbook was all about helping you know the right time to go for it

The modernist thesis– You’ll know it when you see it The post—modernist antithesis— I can’t believe my own eyes Our current and nameless synthesis…

Materialism is no way out of Cartesian dualism It just turns backwards– I am, therefore I think– in an infinite regress

The fog of war is not knowing what’s coming next The fog of peace is thinking you know

Pacifism is the ultimate weapon For if you can prohibit your enemy From defending himself Then all that’s left Is to love him to death

I have a tendency to overreact When people tell me to get lost By taking them literally and serio… Which is literally how I found Go… Seriously!

A student’s job has always been to put received knowledge into their own words or, more simply to state the obvious