Now you only get to choose which hill you’re going to comply on

The only colleges left standing will be the ones that can make you look smart while you’re playing dumb

In failing to put the I in team I took the erotic out of neurotic

I need the guy who trains your mind so that you can walk barefoot across hot coals to come to my house

I may not be deep but I compensate for it by getting deep into the weeds

One year Has seven dog years And one of God’s weeks Has seven days Accordingly

The good Hurts so good The bad Hurts so bad And the ugly

I’ve started blind copying my wife on emails to myself

But if Francis Fukuyama is wrong I don’t want to be right

In communist Russia no one wanted to be seen to be the first person to stop clapping for Stalin In America today

My dad was a very religious man He always told me You’ve made your bed now you’ve got to not eat in it

One thing I’ve learned is The good times Weren’t as good As I imagined them to be In fear of the bad times

Beauty is in the eye of the stockholder

Women are attracted to men who tak… Because it’s the best possible clu… That he would risk his life for he…

Vision: In an age when there is n… Mission: Because time flies when…