Science was happily letting the cat out of the bag until Schrodinger’s Cat was found in and out of the bag at the same time
An army marches on its stomach but it convoys on its internal combustion engine Still, the way to
But you will always get a second chance to make a false impression
People complain that religion tell… missing the point that it enables… other people telling you what to d…
Goodbye is not always goodbye In fact, it never is For while I may never see you aga… I’ll never unsee you
In the past they randomly distributed blanks amongst the firing squad so that you’d never know if you were really executing enemy…
God isn’t dead which is another way of saying God isn’t unemployed and still has the same job just with a new job description
Johnny Cash is going to Jackson; I have been to Jacksonville
Higher education purports to prepare you for life when really it exists to indebt you for life, expanding campus ideology
On the Mt. Rushmore of cartoon mice I would put four Jerrys
The first half of life: Did I say that? The second half of life: I did say that The end of life:
If husbands were like pro basketball players I’d be an all star but one with an exceptionally low trade value
If you want a world that isn’t just a bunch of window dressing don’t have a world in which we’re all constantly being window…
The love was exactly as strong as… So, if I could keep the peace I could keep the love Somehow, someway, I found peace And to them this meant war
China’s zero-covid policy zeroes in on ideology in order to zero out reality Americans, too, have a zero percen… making justice a total zero