When they shut down Ringling Bros… a down on his luck clown looked into a second career as a m… but was informed that the mimes were only accepting applications f…

Every story has side effects but the side effects from true sto… may be life threatening

There’s always been a method to our madness Its latest name is the scientific method The madness is believing in

A person is like a cat who puts a bell around its own nec… but continues to hunt

Until the company’s weekend retrea… I didn’t know that my leadership s… was like never having braces but still wearing a retainer

A smart phone is 1/7 billionth of a doomsday machine

We went from wearing galoshes over… to wearing galoshes over our shoes… to wearing galoshes as shoes and now we wear galoshes over galo…

Most lives are lived in service to one institution or another but only very recently has this begun to feel

Life isn’t fair But we are all equals In the struggle To stay out of judging others For failing at their struggles–

The US Constitution rules out cruel and unusual punishment but that and a nickel will get you 1% of a cup of coffee now that cruelty is the usual

This world is backwards And reverse is the only way forwar… How do we put it in reverse When everything is backwards? By rediscovering our drive

Is it live? Let’s go to instant replay For constant analysis While we wait and see And while we wait for it

We used to be able to talk to each… About the world Because we could always say Present company excluded But now that every screen

Negative theology collapsed when it became apparent God was sanguine

You don’t have to believe in God But if you don’t I believe you will hit a wall That wall is the limit of your thi… Since you will only be able to go