It happened to me That I happened to be And before I knew what was happen… I’d happened upon a crowd Who happened to have some Grey Po…
I’m still the kind of person who is shocked that you can run out of gas and run out of luck at the exact same time
Philosophers dream of “The view from nowhere” Granting pure objectivity Instead, we got the internet’s View from everywhere
Either like swords all signs have a point Or like the needle of a compass
I’ve gone from being an embarrassm… To having an embarrassment of rich… What is my wealth? Being who I am Because I Am Who I Am
The blood-brain barrier is semiper… Because your heart pumps out love By the truckload
Your ego never knows it’s there Until you greet it Which you do By addressing the other
My boss said It’s my way or the highway so, I took the highway to hell But when God said It’s your way or the doorway
Just because we’re not in control Doesn’t mean we’re out of control The rest is commentary
Hell is having infinite wishes but using them all to wish for infinite wishes Heaven is having infinite wishes but only needing
God: Do you trust me? Me: It’s not my fault!
In Rodin’s famous sculpture The Thinker The subject, deep in thought Rests his chin on the back of his… There are memes on the internet in…
The eternal flame at Al Gore’s tomb works like the light in a refriger… and only burns when you look at it
The prevailing mood was that of a nuclear submarine having failed to deter Armageddon
The cold war was a just war but a just war is still just war and war is hell
