If you really loved robins you would stuff your bird feeder full of worms
As a start Put your mouth where your money is… This is called telling the truth But, of course Telling the truth
Just as God is one There is only one strength– A yetzer tov That is strong enough to tame The yetzer hara
Negative theology collapsed when it became apparent God was sanguine
The smartest gal in the room Is the one who realizes All the adults in the room Are emotional children Behaving like holy terrors
Frequently, God’s light is like sun glare, telling me to slow the heck down
Behaviorists insist that the mind is a black box which makes it an utter mystery
Many people think of life as a gift but to me it’s more like
Whistler’s mother had just spent a long day with Whis– tler’s mother-in-law
Quick Draw McGraw taught us that in the wild wild west it’s better… shoot first and ask questions late… But Quick Bluff McGruff the Cyb… knows that on the World Wide Web…
Many con artists have a moral awakening; even more realize that the only compassionate thing to do is continue the con
It took years of therapy but the octopus finally arrived at… that the reason she didn’t like th… was because they were so much alik…
We already had the unconscious– A vast mechanism to shield us from… And it is so vast Because we are so very wrong But now, with the internet
When we were kids we liked to spell Mississippi out loud for fun but we never pronounced the S’s–
If I were going to rephrase the O… I’d say I believe in God because There’s no better explanation And if I were going to re-explain…