If Wile E. Coyote ever caught the Roadrunner he’d suddenly lose interest
I tried using my get out of jail free card but the CVV on the back was Roman Numerals for eleven
Some people say They were born too late; I was almost born too soon But then along came the internet Just in time to stop time–
As usual, the materialist is half-… When he insists life (By which he means his life) Is no laughing matter But he will remain a halfwit until
As the new Assistant to the Deput… your primary initial responsibilit… 1) Establishing détente between wo… and paleo dietary restriction fact… while maintaining the dining hall’…
The mean streets of easy street Lack any meaning– To get there, try going crazy But everybody knows You’d be crazy to try
I know the world is round from experience: I ran from the truth for so long that I ran smack into it
Life is a give and take And since he’ll never give any cri… Because he can’t take any criticis… A people pleaser is the walking de…
You’ll know you’ve weathered their gaslighting if you feel dazed but not confused
Where before It was handed to me on a silver-pl… Where everything real was just bel… Now I’ve found the real way forwa… By making it up as I go along
My constant sense of dread Was just a case Of perpetual stage fright In a never-ending performance of c… Now that I’ve dropped the act
If they were ever only attacking a… there’d be nor real need for the l… But the act of distorting an idea is always a pretext to the taking… So, you’ll know it’s a strawman fa…
It’s said that In my Father’s house are many man… Which makes sense to me now That I’ve been banished from my f… And left for dead
One wonders how they arrived at the 140 character limit per Twe… Did they consult the Kabbalah the average length of haiku or the heart rate of the hummingbi…
You can cash in on your talent You can cash in on your good looks You can cash in on your hard work You can cash in on your good luck You can even cash in on all four
