When the ruffian challenges the professional by querying Am I here to amuse you? the professional displays his domi…

Materialism is no way out of Cartesian dualism It just turns backwards– I am, therefore I think– in an infinite regress

Hook-up apps have given intimacy all the allure of an oil change

As the public version of one’s pri… social media is the recurring drea… of showing up at work without any… come true

The difference between dreams and… Waking life is a recurring dream That fulfills your most urgent wis… For another chance So, if you’ve been given another c…

How many introverts does it take to change a light bulb? None– We turn to an inner light

Friendly competition is heaven on… Culture war is hell on wheels Of time But now that our culture’s wheels… We’ll soon be out of time

I was happy alone Because being together Meant being lonely Until you showed me That being together

I’m always leaving things at church so the lost and found won’t be empty

You’ve always dressed to impress But it’s only since social media That you can use your appearance To exact compulsory service

Jews learned to read between the l… when time and again they were granted a lifetime membe… only to find that their membership could still be lapsed

A man must never admit that what he wants more than anything is to be told what to do Instead

The kingdom of heaven is like two otherwise mediocre individuals making a great couple

Would that my morning toilet were a ritual and not just the muscle memory of a muscle memory

There are two types of men: Those who lie to deceive and those who by lying tell you what they really believe There is one type of woman: