They can kick you out and send you to Siberia but they can’t kick God out of Siberia
A wedding ring is a mood ring that never changes color reminding us that a husband should always feel
I can love God forever Or I can have a beautiful bust of… And gaze upon it until I die Or, even better Upload the image of my bust to the…
If your phalanges cause you to philander pluck off the ring
In the first half of life I tried it your way and succeeded which is how I got over you In the second half of life I did it my way and failed
Time tells a story and linear time is a plot device we’ve made up, call it a time machine, to advance the plot
My wife is philosophically opposed to my habit of justifying things, say a bag of the really good kind… with the phrase: I deserve it
Future generations will laugh at o… their augmented cognition instantl… how the magician’s lovely assistan… but there is one trick they will n… half in fear that it would crash t…
The central paradox of our broken world is known through the feeling of unsurprised disappointment Hope is the belief
I was a bullshit artist until I realized a career as a bullshit scientist paid better
Inevitably my spirit vegetable was rutabaga
The truth is true Is a tautology The truth is untried and true Is an etiology
Human beings are that species For whom No Is considered a cryptic response While
One party rule Finally clicked in America When the ruling party rebranded As the Pajama Party
The most radical act has become One that gives you meaning Without getting you attention Not because we don’t need one anot… We all do–
