If you can convince people that something is inevitable they will behave as if it’s already happened making its eventuality a non-event
The difference between a black hole and a rabbit hole is that light can’t escape a black… but light can’t get in a rabbit ho…
My wife is a lot like God If God weren’t perfect Like Him, she’s my toughest criti… But also my fiercest champion
To elide is to join together by omitting The world elides Jews abide
Panic in the feeds of Towson Panic in the feeds of Baltimore I sunder too, myself Could life ever obtain again The world wide feeds that load you…
The people will never accept the f… that the one thing missing from an effective conspiracy is conspir… so they keep looking for the inexi… always expecting to find them
As long as I’m working I only feel free time slipping away The fear is that if I stopped working
When God closes one store He opens another
China’s zero-covid policy zeroes in on ideology in order to zero out reality Americans, too, have a zero percen… making justice a total zero
Those who show no compunction are the most gifted at seduction and short of a permanent injunctio… we all face induction by way of their unction
Blood is thicker than water Unless it’s blood From a turnip
When I risk loss for those who are lost only then shall we both be found
When an American marries into a brood of Scots it’s a matter of when and not if we overdo it with the family tarta…
God: Do you trust me? Me: It’s not my fault!
In Rodin’s famous sculpture The Thinker The subject, deep in thought Rests his chin on the back of his… There are memes on the internet in…
