Not Bad Meaning Good but Bad Meaning Bad
If I live forty more years I figure my life will pay for itself
Everything dear to you? You can take all of that and throw it out the Overton window
No one ever told the truth but not a one of us were liars because we always spoke exclusivel… in the future tense
My boss said It’s my way or the highway so, I took the highway to hell But when God said It’s your way or the doorway
Monotheism is true; Liberalism works Put them together and The true works
They can kick you out and send you to Siberia but they can’t kick God out of Siberia
No one loves a woman like her man and no one loves capitalism like its Marxists In each case
I didn’t start consistently moonwa… until they required us to wear Fit… to qualify for our employee health…
Everybody knows the unwritten rule… Everybody thinks they know the unw… Nobody knows when the unwritten pu…
Skulls of Roman glad– iators indicate high rates of C.T.E.
When we asked Jesus to explain the mechanics of the last being first He answered in yet another parable… It’s like when you’re playing tug…
Just because life is good doesn’t mean it isn’t also too much of a good thing
Marriage is the only place I’m neither feature nor bug but both
Future generations will laugh at o… their augmented cognition instantl… how the magician’s lovely assistan… but there is one trick they will n… half in fear that it would crash t…
The internet is the opposite of th… When a memory is repressed you get it back even though you can’t remember it But when it is memory-holed