Why We’ll Never Bring Balance to the Gini Coefficient
Told to shut my mouth I took them literally Zipped my lips And held my breath Until I could stomach it no longe…
God is equal parts Ardor and candor But we can’t get a handle on True love
Of late I always feel like I just got off one of the spinning rides at the county fair but that’s just the sensation of civilization accelerating as it
Of course, the west Still thinks it’s the best And in the postmodern west The best is the worst Which is all well and good
Nobody grows up wanting to be a mot– ivational speaker
I have not loved my neighbor as my… but I have consistently greeted hi… with an insouciant bonhomie
Most people can get away with sweeping a few things under the ru… but when I started working at the… I couldn’t help noticing how the rugs looked like
Future generations will laugh at o… their augmented cognition instantl… how the magician’s lovely assistan… but there is one trick they will n… half in fear that it would crash t…
TaB Clear whose only selling point was its clearness was offered exclusively in aluminum cans
In the new version of Heads I win, tails you lose People hate to be wrong But love to apologize And if you accept their apology
The human condition is either thinking that we’re free when we’re actually held captive or thinking that we’re captive when we’re actually free
In the latest version of Captain… Captain America’s archenemy is Captain Obvious for all the obvious reasons
People understand that their socia… depends on their phone but they wrongly believe that the existential question at h… is the familiar
Unlike the erstwhile folks in acco… AI has a balance sheet for taste and determined that after their recent depreciation all jokes are in poor taste
The essay portion of the test Was explaining why The test only consists Of multiple-choice questions So, I wrote: