Beauty is in the eye of the stockholder

I grew up listening to Barbara St… You don’t bring me flowers anymore and determined I’d never make that… Ten years into marriage my wife sa… Don’t bring me flowers anymore

The difference between Being asleep at the wheel And being asleep at the wheel Of a self-driving car Is that in the former

I thought I’d flown the co-op by living off the grid And yet I’m still a chicken only now I’m on the skids So I’ve up and joined a commune

It would have been enough Had God merely kept His promises But since He knows a thing or two About human psychology God always under-promises and over…

7 in 10 Americans believe in heave… while only 6 in 10 believe in hell which is why the house always wins

In the west Since we can’t control time We just buy more time An approach used elsewhere With equally mixed results

No one who desires to be good believes themselves good; all those who believe themselves g… do so in service of their true desire

Words get in the way and a picture is worth a thousand words

I wish I could be the Lone Ranger Instead like everyone else I’m the known stranger

They couldn’t have been more obvio… in their preparations for the surp… trusting that I was the type loathe to ruin my own surprise

In the cyber proxy war of all agai… We are all fighting each other So that none of us have to fight Our own worst inclinations

Going home had come to feel like dining in a restaurant where the food is celebrated but the customers merely tolerated

Zionism is the hill I will die on To be buried in the ground From which the world to come Is about to burst forth

War is hell, but be– ing conquered is hell on Earth which makes it much worse