What was it? It was fun. Where did it go? It’s run out. You mean it will be right back?
An army marches on its stomach but it convoys on its internal combustion engine Still, the way to
A fishbowl made of screen glass is a fishbowl made for one that is magically adjacent to every other fishbowl in this world we conjured where
Social media is a dream come true– Finally, I can keep up appearances while letting myself go
I’ve done the math: In regards to #1 #1a is sadly mistaken
In all my dreams of flying my life has come
The real miracle is that While you can’t believe without im… You can fake it ‘til you make it Revealing the passage towards beli… Belying your disbelief with the ac…
I tried using my get out of jail free card but the CVV on the back was Roman Numerals for eleven
I’m the kind of guy Who doesn’t ride a motorcycle But always wears a leather helmet
Imagine all the things They wouldn’t allow If they were invented now Anything fast: No motorcycles
It’s become harder than ever to be the court jester– you have to use humor to speak
Much of life is boring Which is also why Life is so funny
If husbands were like pro basketball players I’d be an all star but one with an exceptionally low trade value
Happiness is the moment after the weight of the world is lifted from your shoulders and before it lands on your toe
We ask people How are you doing? because it’s the easiest way to prevent them from actually telling us how they are doing
