God’s door is always open Because God’s door is Our open wounds
Those who show no compunction are the most gifted at seduction and short of a permanent injunctio… we all face induction by way of their unction
One woman’s sunk cost is another woman’s sunken treasure
Why do we say Where there’s smoke, there’s fire when It’s the smoke that kills you, not…
People don’t like surprises so I tell them they’re in for a real surprise which gives them something to look…
Before you know it The next big thing Is already The next best thing I suppose there’s worse things tha…
It happened to me That I happened to be And before I knew what was happen… I’d happened upon a crowd Who happened to have some Grey Po…
The sign used to say: Gentlemen may remove their hats All others must Now it reads: Ladies and gentlemen may wear thei…
When I was a baby My mother wiped my bum Social media, then, is the fountai… As I become its obedient child Every time it wipes my memory
What looks like the wreckage of my life is just my crumple zone doing its job
Democracy is a game of bridge where each coalition must partner… and going for broke requires not just suicidal risk but a suicide pact,
The lie you chose to believe Always contains the truth That has chosen you The lie is comforting Because the truth is disturbing
There are only two real superpowers: unacknowledged plagiarism and begrudging cooperation
Never Win Anything
Mid-life is when you realize you’re in a clown car The end of life is about accepting that of all the clowns
