Thanks to his bifocals Ben Franklin could see that while we might look like bald… up close we’re clearly turkeys

It was only when I shared my out of body experience that I came to understand it was nothing out of character

Just as birds regurgitate to feed their young human beings have culture

Faith is an act of will power And since faith isn’t knowledge Because it necessarily involves do… For now, the act is always a predi… I will believe

When you move fast and break thing… broken things can’t move dividing us into those who can’t move and those who are unmoved

Post-pandemic life is like being a… Who comes home only to find Her parents have replaced Her obviously dead goldfish With a new one

All men come with self-destruct bu… If he seems to be missing one, you’re the button

If you want to feel a little bit guilty just break a rule or two But if you want to feel well and truly guilty

I’m sad to say I’ve never been happier And I’m happy to say I’ve never been sadder All of which is to say

It’s horrifying when two parties have a suicide pact but it’s exponentially worse that the far right and far left

When it happens We can’t help but ask What is déjà vu? Since déjà vu destabilizes all of… Which boil down to

I still believe that anything is possible It’s just that now nothing would surprise me

My favorite tennis player of all time is the Frenchman Guy Forget because man always forgets

It’s as thoughtless as a fling conjoined with worshiping as we all “Move fast and break thi… For in going from built to last arriving at built too fast

The ugly duckling Is not a duck But he is a lucky duck