If nothing is possible Because of the inevitable– We mortals all die in the end– Then we are left to do the impossi… And become immortal by

In hopes of finally nailing down All the right answers We converted English into math Filtering language through ones an… Making all stories into word probl…

1. Make so much money you could he… 2. Remind yourself that “there’s n… 3. Tell yourself you need to feed… 4. Eat like kings

They say Believing that God has a plan for… Is a fantasy But unless you believe in God His plan for you is

A rational actor knows a thing or… First, he knows that by definition a solution solves a problem Second, he knows that

Consider the vowel: In Marxism, the last shall remain… as the second A in materialism always becomes the second E in mat… And in capitalism, of course

I often find myself telling God That according to the terms of the… You get what you need God insists I come to terms with the implicati…

Panic in the feeds of Towson Panic in the feeds of Baltimore I sunder too, myself Could life ever obtain again The world wide feeds that load you…

They say seeing is believing but believing is doing so, logically, seeing is doing and I see what you’re doing so, I know what you believe

It’s all over but for the shouting and this is the shouting

The truth staring us in the face Is always our own reflection– Seeing ourselves backwards Providing just enough distance For us to acknowledge the truth

Whereas Stanford decided to make its mascot a tree my wife is a decision tree and I am her mascot even though I couldn’t get into S…

My wife is philosophically opposed to my habit of justifying things, say a bag of the really good kind… with the phrase: I deserve it

I was struggling to decide Whether music is more defined by t… “90’s music is obviously the great… Or by type– “Grunge is so underrated, it’s ove…