I like positive reinforcement As much as the next guy And the next guy Gets a lot of likes So, it’s back to the grindstone
A student’s job has always been to put received knowledge into their own words or, more simply to state the obvious
I can love God forever Or I can have a beautiful bust of… And gaze upon it until I die Or, even better Upload the image of my bust to the…
After years of therapy the stump came to see that there was an I, two even, in the giving tree
Why bother keeping score when death assures that things always end in a tie Soon you’ll be able to get rid of death
If a computer could speak we could not understand it
Almost every student prefers and l… But will almost always take the vi… Because those classes are always e…
In my third marriage I went all in on being present in the moment When she left she said that being with me
The first time I went to a robot… I said it hurts when I do this just as I bared my soul and the robot doctor said Don’t do that
7. “Strategic” nuclear war: Assured destruction = yes, but mut… 6. Giant asteroid hits earth: No one to blame 5. Cyber war:
Reasonable people can disagree By agreeing to disagree But unreasonable people Can’t disagree on anything So, they have to agree on everythi…
Nobody grows up wanting to be a mot– ivational speaker
American Express changed its slog… “Don’t leave home without it” to “Don’t live life without it” in acknowledgement that
We rent an apartment so my wife told me that technicall… I am the interim king of my own ca…
Life is a game of Truth or Dare in which you never lose if you choose dare and where you never win if you choose truth
