A wedding ring is a mood ring that never changes color reminding us that a husband should always feel

Our civilization has gotten around God’s injunction to be our brother… by being our little brother’s book…

I still believe that anything is possible It’s just that now nothing would surprise me

Nobody grows up wanting to be a mot– ivational speaker

We don’t have to take care of our… But we have no choice God doesn’t have to be with us But He always is– The choice is ours

The ugly duckling Is not a duck But he is a lucky duck

You need a high in– come to claim the moral high ground on your taxes

Jews learned to read between the l… when time and again they were granted a lifetime membe… only to find that their membership could still be lapsed

In my experience it’s not necessarily true that one plus one must equal two The sum is nearly always

The fruit of the tree of knowledge… Has fully ripened In the form of the internet Which looms large With the promise of looming catast…

It was an offer I thought I couldn’t refuse: You can sit there and take it Or leave it Having nowhere to go

Our brains are just big enough to operate eight fingers and two thumbs An octopus is smart but if it also had

Actual justice consists of hearing both sides of the story in order to decide which side is in the right meaning that justice

When I asked Permission to come aboard The ship of fools They said Everything is permitted