Unlike the Americans and the Engl… who are divided by a common langua… the Americans and the Parisians are divided by a common symptom: disappointment
It always comes back to Love and work– The whole point of Love of country Is found in doing the work
It’s funny– The more plastic we add to the wor… The less flexible we become As if in making a world of plastic We believe we can bend that world…
My wife is R2-D2 Which, of course Makes me C-3PO She is constantly getting us into… In order to save us from ourselves
The time is right When we realize The price is right What is the price? If you have to ask
How anti-Semites use exegesis to… against the Jews: Step 1 – Cite Love your Enemy Step 2- Interpret
During the rodeo clown shortage nobody thought that the rodeo mime… but the mimes surprised everyone distracting the bulls by silently evoking the dignity
Charlie Brown wants To believe Lucy wants To deceive But maybe, just maybe
My greatest fear is losing control but I’m not in control I have an eternal soul but I’m afraid to die I’m scared of making mistakes
The second we try Patience Is the moment we stop trying God’… Patience
You cannot beat God in any sport but you can tie Him in bowling
The narcissist has just the one advantage but it’s all that he needs: Instead of looking his true self i… he gets to look his false self in…
When the NSA reads my email are they ab– le to discern tone
There’s equality And there’s e-quality You know the former when you see i… You know the latter when it sees y…
Totalitarianism then: Nazis and the like Hunted and killed Jews Totalitarianism now: Those hunting likes
