I was afraid of death which is to say afraid to live until I chose my hill to die on For in deciding where

If you have to ask how much pursuing it will cost you then you’ve already given way on your desire

Civilization began When the sons killed the father And substituted the name-of-the-fa… Civilization is ending Now that we’ve killed off the name…

The world to come will be Exactly the same But for one startling difference: God’s love will never go unrequite…

What is wrong with the world today?: Dear Sir or Madam, You are.

It could be the truth if it couldn’t go viral But it’s definitely pravda if it speeds our downward spiral

Archaeologists have looked and loo… But what if the Earth itself is o… And our universe the flood of dark… As we inhabit story within story w… In an infinite fractal

Those who were once just foaming at the mouth have been rebooted by social media… fomenting at the mouth

The decisive moment at the gates o… is exactly like the denouement in Who Wants to Be a Millionaire? but with one twist To make you feel the pressure

We hit it off: she’d declawed her cats and I’d plucked my cacti’s needles

The climate change deniers missed the boat on all the ocean front property in Arizon…

Optimists dance the two-step: It’s going to get worse before it gets better Pessimists plod

The soul is an appendix made of wo… and while plenty of people function perfectly well without on… much like the physical appendix– which stores good bacteria

A fishbowl made of screen glass is a fishbowl made for one that is magically adjacent to every other fishbowl in this world we conjured where

One of the great things about bein… Or, in my case, becoming Jewish Is that every Jew has a voice So, you would be forgiven for thin… Two Jews, two opinions