Each of us gets to ask God one question and this question is your life

Were I not happily married to my Jewish bride I would have happily lived out the rest of my days none the wiser

In the new cold war between the neoliberal west and the Chinese Communist Party the neoliberals are destined to wi… having already hacked the path of…

Don’t fear death– Time is the chisel With which we sculpt the infinite Or if, like me, you work with word… Each day is a first edition

You wanted them all to yourself because they didn’t want anything to do with you and this is the sound of

The difference between God and human beings Is that God gives you what you deserve Which is always what you need

I fist met Cap’n Crunch back when he was 2nd Lieutenant C… He did this weird thing where he’d… in the powdered milk powder and sa… Stays crunchy even in milk!

We guard the thin line between love and hate by loving more But we cross the thin line between self-love and self-hate

When women need a break from the m… they must be able to endure a whole lot of his navel gazing

Rock and roll may be dead but it’s got one of the great corp… like a dead horseshoe crab

In polite society The most threatening words are alw… I’m disappointed in you Which is politesse for There’s a knife in you

I’ll go those who want to live on forever in their apartment… one better– I’ll never even leave

An individual is someone who must… With the fact that he could be wro… And there’s no way to know for sur… But the choice must still be made The internet offers certainty

I used to pretend that Kafka’s The Trial was my favorite book but these days I bring a courtroom stenographer with me