We’re running out of time Because we’re running So walk, don’t run For though we have no time to wast… Haste still makes waste

Liberalism without religion is lik… dining at an all-you-can-eat buffe… There’s plenty of everything but everything is so-so Religion without liberalism is lik…

The difference between being hungr… And being power hungry Is that hunger can be satisfied This is because God is

The most surprising aspect of the… though perhaps it shouldn’t have b… was the amount of paperwork it gen…

If you leave well enough alone for long enough you’ll have enough to make you cry

I fist met Cap’n Crunch back when he was 2nd Lieutenant C… He did this weird thing where he’d… in the powdered milk powder and sa… Stays crunchy even in milk!

When you have to share everything else you can still hog the blame pie

Unsatisfied with natural consequen… human beings concocted perverse in… which is to say where once we were mere mortals now we are self-defeating

In my second marriage I went all in on being authentic When she left she said that being with me

The difference between sports and real life is that if Love played basketball against Empire, Hate, Violence and Death and won

Human beings are social creatures because even though we can only ever talk to ourselves it works better when we talk to ou… in the presence of others

As the Zamboni driver erasing everything that just happe… so it can all happen again I am preparing for my own death

You can spend your life trying to understand why bad things happen to good people only to learn that good people do bad things

Slow and steady wins the race because there isn’t any finish line

Like many people I have dreams in which I’m flying but in mine I’m always flying