As the enormous asteroid hurtled toward Earth I found myself working harder than ever
In Let there be plight the P is silent
Everyone makes fun of the weatherman for getting the forecast wrong as if getting it right is his real job
Social media– the bureaucracy of the people– is an eternal now where you always have just enough time
The rise in sales of cruelty-free products exactly tracks the increased rate at which its consumers visit cruelty upon
The day I found out I was as deep as a basket of botto… was the same day I learned that the problem with fishing for compl… is that you can’t throw them back
The opposite of failure Isn’t success It’s epic failure
Heads I bite my tongue Tails You cut it off
God is equal parts Ardor and candor But we can’t get a handle on True love
Yes follow the money but only because the money follows the pleasure
Imagine what the mannequins say to… as they go their separate ways fro… as each ships out from the factory A religious mannequin says: There, but for the grace of God,…
Vision: In an age when there is n… Mission: Because time flies when…
Alas Nobody wakes up in the morning To kiss my ass Miraculously I don’t wake up in the morning
Everybody knows the unwritten rule… Everybody thinks they know the unw… Nobody knows when the unwritten pu…
It’s always a bad idea To admit you have no idea Put another way: No idea is a bad idea You get the idea
