Decisions my wife doesn’t make are settled by stare decisis

History always repeats itself And we find ourselves once more On the banks of the Red Sea Under extreme duress To put it mildly

If dreams are the fulfillment of wishes you aren’t allowed to make then daydreams are the fulfillment of wishes

Upon dying peacefully in my sleep surrounded by family after a long, prosperous life the Grim Reaper looked at me and… I’m glad to see you’ve arrived saf…

It is said that The truth will set you free And while this may be true It goes without saying that Lies will give you power over othe…

I’m converting to Judaism but I’m a Scorpio so, I have a head start

Were I not happily married to my Jewish bride I would have happily lived out the rest of my days none the wiser

If you are taught that asserting yourself is wrong your only defense will be victimho… Knowing this we can reverse engineer

You’ll know you’re talking to God When He doesn’t talk back Yet you still have your answer

The lower classes are those people who are not allowed to compete To feel good about perpetuating th…

Science was happily letting the cat out of the bag until Schrodinger’s Cat was found in and out of the bag at the same time

My organizing principle Is that everyone wants to be princ… Unless they realize that God is p… And that for God Everyone is principal

You will find The courage to be great If you first Dare to be grateful

When we say something is infinite Say, the universe What we really mean Is that it is unfinished

Whereas Mayor McCheese loved reading about himself in the newsp… ex-Mayor McCheese was served with divorce papers