It’s a lot easier for men to dwell in the mystery of what a woman wants than to acknowledge what it is exactly that

My house built in the 1920s still has a TV antenna like a tattoo you got in early mid… with which you’ve come to have

The ego always has three choices: 1. It can listen to the id and do what it wants to do 2. It can listen to the superego a… what it is supposed to do

The opposite of bad breath Isn’t good breath It’s fresh breath Because all breath is good So, you never have to hold your br…

Hook-up apps have given intimacy all the allure of an oil change

I don’t care about birds but I thrill when the squirrels can’t get to the birdseed

The internet is the opposite of th… When a memory is repressed you get it back even though you can’t remember it But when it is memory-holed

If you want to understand human be… You need Sigmund Freud If you want to understand Freud You need Jacques Lacan If you want to understand Lacan

My favorite tennis player of all time is the Frenchman Guy Forget because man always forgets

If I’ve learned one thing from Pa… it’s that until I believe in God I will be enslaved to others That would have been enough! But I also learned that

The ego (that’s you) is a symptom of lack (that’s nothing)

If I’ve said it once they’ve liked it a thousand times

I was happily feeding at the trough when I noticed it had been filled with finger food

Before I met you the happiest I’d ever been was when everything I’d ever wante… was on lay-away because I didn’t have to make any…

Bringing the unconscious into cons… Is a process of increasing your to… Miraculously It is simultaneously the process For increasing your tolerance of t…