How much of your conflict with other tribes is the result of your efforts to avoid conflict within your own tribe?
When people ask me How are you doing? I tell them That’s above my pay grade
When I die I’m go– ing to donate my body to pseudoscience
Instead of using our flashlights to move through the wilderness in the dark, slowly we believe that if we just keep shining them about the dark forest
Your soul is mission control And Houston We have a problem Literally Problem is
All art’s politi– cal but some art is more re– ligious than others
Rare earth metals aren’t actually rare They take their name from the rare earth mettle of ardor, courage, and stamina
My wife I mean my life Is a fulfillment of dreams Where I wish I were wearing pants
They say seeing is believing but believing is doing so, logically, seeing is doing and I see what you’re doing so, I know what you believe
Entire lives can be lived waiting for the other shoe to drop although often this just means you’re being crushed at a snail’s…
If I could change one thing about… I would stop trying to make myself Impervious to change
My greatest fear is losing control but I’m not in control I have an eternal soul but I’m afraid to die I’m scared of making mistakes
Guilt is intolerable which is why “I can explain everything” is processed into “I have a theory which explains ev…
I had just started explaining smar… When the alien stopped me in mid-s… And explained smart phones to me Originally, in order to monitor an… They were just going to attach
I respond to A nail in my tire Like it’s the last nail In my coffin