I am just like everyone else In that I am nothing like anyone… Which is how I am one While we too are one

They say seeing is believing but believing is doing so, logically, seeing is doing and I see what you’re doing so, I know what you believe

Actually marr– iage is like riding a tan– dem unicycle

You keep the peace they get everything else

Upon my retirement I thought to myself Maybe now I can get some work don…

Your eyes are your tools For processing light But don’t trust the process– Trust the light

Wittgenstein began by telling us t… Face the facts But the fact is A cold, hard bottle In the form of our addiction to

Strange that we use Out of order for broken and for breaking the rules As if the Coke machine

You can never be happy with what you have; on– ly with what you lack

Just as birds regurgitate to feed their young human beings have culture

The first time I went to a robot… I said it hurts when I do this just as I bared my soul and the robot doctor said Don’t do that

There’s no time like the present: Do it now Like, there’s no time like the pre… Do it now, but from an ironic dist… There’s no time to like the presen…

The unconscious is to repression as The algorithms are to redaction

When civilization was still buildi… deconstruction was all the rage Now that everything we’ve built is… rage is all the rage

That moment when you reclassify yourself from a mystery to an unsolved mystery