When we say something is infinite Say, the universe What we really mean Is that it is unfinished
Just as in tennis I play to my opponent’s level in relationships
I was painting by the numbers But mysteriously One number kept coming up So, I spent the remainder of my y… Working on a series of one paintin…
I survived my humiliation By treating it like a joke Through becoming a joke myself In order to in turn survive my bec… I became a running joke
You can’t prove that God exists But even if you could People would just say Correlation does not imply causati…
My wife– All 5 feet of her– Busted me out of prison So that I could get back To a life of time
What do all apples have in common? It only takes one rotten apple to… Because all apples are unique But a mob of apples are uniquely b…
The New Revised Standard Version… A frenemy of yours is a frenemy of… whereas the New King James Versi… The frenemy of my frenemy is my fr…
I can’t guess your age but I can guess your age when you got that tattoo
Do me a favor and riddle me this: Is he favored to win Because he’s our favorite Or is he our favorite Because he’s favored to win?
Money is our failed attempt To materialize trust Making true wealth An unshakable trust
It wasn’t until I earned my MBA that I understood the second comin… as an incredible opportunity for r… e.g, think about the implications… Jesus updated from sandals to toe…
The mean streets of easy street Lack any meaning– To get there, try going crazy But everybody knows You’d be crazy to try
The most radical act has become One that gives you meaning Without getting you attention Not because we don’t need one anot… We all do–
I need the guy who trains your mind so that you can walk barefoot across hot coals to come to my house
