The New Revised Standard Version… A frenemy of yours is a frenemy of… whereas the New King James Versi… The frenemy of my frenemy is my fr…

When randomness blends with lawfulness you get the Loch Ness

Frequently, God’s light is like sun glare, telling me to slow the heck down

When people say I live on my phone I wonder how they withstand the pr… Of eight tons per square inch

People want to get rich because they think money will make them happy People want to stay rich because they know that money

Wittgenstein’s fly in the bottle consults the map for directions to find the map

The reason every man has his price is because he always fails to real… 1. that he can never get what he w… 2. this makes his desire priceless

Our faith will be tested And this test isn’t pass/fail; It’s life and death– Life is our test, Death is our grade,

I thought I could keep the family… until I realized I was the family… So, all the time I was afraid of… the family’s dirty laundry I was already wearing

When women need a break from the m… they must be able to endure a whole lot of his navel gazing

The wrong crowd used to let things get out of control Now the wrong crowd has the best

One of my favorite Peloton instru… Said the following: “You don’t get stronger during the… You get stronger when you recover” By workout I take him to mean

If you want people to Languish, Control their Language If you want people to exercise the…

I remember saying to myself Okay, this is it the moment of truths

You and God are like socks– No matter how far apart you get You are still a pair You and God are also like pants– Even though you are forever one