You’ve always dressed to impress But it’s only since social media That you can use your appearance To exact compulsory service

Caught between a rock and a hard p… we will sink or swim: Sink like a rock or swim in a hard place– the opposite of walking on water–

The difference between Being asleep at the wheel And being asleep at the wheel Of a self-driving car Is that in the former

One person can never predict the future but two people can if they get married This is a clue

If there is one thing we can all agree on it’s moral certainty

We used to say Hold the phone Metaphorically Because we were about to say somet… Or because we needed to stop and t…

There are two types of men: Those who lie to deceive and those who by lying tell you what they really believe There is one type of woman:

I hope to live several decades more making it odd to know so very well what they’ll put

The most common rookie mistake is thinking that because you know what you were saved from that you also know what you were saved for

It was always true that if you tried to save the relationship by looking the other way eventually they’d want to be

Thinking and feeling necessitates a lot of linking and… Done alone you just get a sinking… while on screen they see blinking…

Easy to please but problematic to appease

Mid-life is when you realize you’re in a clown car The end of life is about accepting that of all the clowns

Life’s greatest mystery is how other people could possibly have as little interest in my Spotify playlists

Everyone wants to live forever because fear is self-perpetuating No one wants to overcome the fear… because courage is selfless